1016.
"Not all seemingly happy people are happy indeed when the fun's over, some sit alone and quietly bleed."
1017.
What really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness but its capability of making you happy no matter how bitter it could sometimes get.
You can always crave for any, but there will always be that special chocolate that's enough for you to forget the rest.
Mine's Kit-Kat. What's yours?
1018.
Kung ang tagalog ng HOUSE ay BAHAY.
Ang tagalog ng HOME ay TAHANAN.
Ano sa tagalog ang MOTEL?
TIRAHAN!
Wahaha... Opz! Huwag maging green.
1019.
Two SPERM conversing...
1st Sperm: Few days from now I'll be handsome as human.
2nd Sperm: Ambisyoso! Huwag kang umasa maging tao! Nasa lalamunan tayo ng bakla noh...
1020.
Your the chocolate I'm always craving for, the bitter-sweet kind.
Not too bitter that makes me make faces, not to sweet that make my throat sore.
I love you just the way you are:
Delicious and addictive.
The kind of chocolate thats fun to have and makes me really happy and contented.