1706.
A man, sick and tired to work everyday asked God to switch bodies with his wife.
The next day, man woke up us a woman.
Cooked breakfast, fed family, drove kids to school, washed and ironed, went for groceries, balanced checkbook, vacuumed, dusted, swept, cooked dinner. After super, cleaned the kitchen. At night, made love to his husband.
The next day, he admitted to God his mistake and prayed for a trade back.
God said: "Ok, but you'll have to wait for nine months. You got pregnant last night."
1707.
Nobita: Bakit maski-isipin ko na kaya kong gawin ito, hindi ko pa rin makaya?!
Doraemon: Simple lang yan Nobita! Kasi iniisip mo lang, hindi ka naman naniniwala..
1708.
After lovemaking,
BF noticed a picture of a man on the beside the table.
BF: Your ex?
GF: No.
BF: Your brother?
GF: No.
BF: Your dad?
GF: No.
GF: That's me before the surgery, gwapo noh?
1709.
Just a thought:
"Its' not always being there that matters. It's being there when it matters."
1710.
Una akala ko,
Kapag mahal mo siya at mahal ka rin niya,
Ok na...
Hindi pa pala....
Masakit pero..
Pwedeng.
Ngayon mahal ka niya,
Pero bukas....
Thursday. Di ba?!