0691.
University of the Philippines VS. De La Sall University : Battle of schools
UP: Ang finals niyo, quiz lang namin. Wahaha... (Di totoo seryoso)
LS: Yabang naman neto, akala mo kung sino.
LS: Eh bakit, tuition niyo pang-Yosi lang namin... =)
0692.
A lizard fell on top of a table.
UP: Oh! Reptila Scincidae!
Ateneo: Ewe, butiki...
UST: Shit! Lacoste!
DLSU: Yuck, lizard.
CDBS: Pare ulam oh, nahulog...
0693.
"Some people will die for love. Others will die because they lost it. But actually you don't die over a broken heart; you only wish you did."
- Sweet November
0694.
BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina na lang ako kapag nasa harap na ako nang bahay niyo.
GF: Ok sige, anong dala mong sasakyan?
BF: Wala, busina lang..
0695.
I may not be Kitchie Nadal.
Or Ira of Bamboo.
Or Ebe of SugarFree.
Or even Yael of Sponge Cola.
But as long as you have a friend named "Mon",\
Dude, ang lupit mo!
Saan ka pa? =p