0371.
Prison warden to prisoners: "Gentlemen, I have good news for you. You will all have new briefs."
Prisoners: "Yehey!"
Warden: "Cell A and Cell B will exchange your briefs!" =p
0372.
I don't know why God gave me the privilege of knowing a person like you but that's not a question to be answered.
The question is "how did He know that I'll be happy to have you?" Good night..
0373.
Saddest Morning?
It's when you wake up and received so many text messages yet you can't find the name of that special person you want to remember you.
What's worse?
Gabi na, wala pa rin! T.T
0374.
We grow old and suddenly want to hurry things.
Don't commit when you're not ready.
Don't keep others waiting endlessly.
To fulfill your parenting fantasies, get a puppy.
Don't bring another life into this world for all the wrong reasons.
To keep yourself warm, buy a jacket.
In the long run, it will be less complicated and less costly.
Take care of yourself, don't wait for someone else to take care of you.
No one completes you..
Except you.
0375.
Bakit ang maganda at gwapo kung magtext medyo bitin?
Pero pag