Text Messages 2051-2055

2051.
Havaianas talking to other slippers:
"We are the best slippers! We are superior than anything else!"

Rambo:
"Ulol, tumbang preso tayo! Laspag ka sa'kin!" (~.^)

2052.
Send mo ito sa lahat ng nasa phone book mo kung talagang love ka nila...
Ask them:

"Love mo ba ako?"
A. Oo, as a friend.
B. Ewan ko sa'yo.
C. Sobra, as in talaga!
D. Matagal na! Gago ka kasi.
E. Oo! Total wala ka namang mahal, tayo na? Pwede ba?
F. Never! No!
G. Oo, kaso may mahal kang iba.
H. Kung sabihin kong "Oo", maniniwala ka ba eh, manhid ka di ba?

Sagutan mo ha...
Walang magawa ee, thanks!
Send mo sa'kin letter ng sagot mo ha?!

2053.
"If I could dream, it will be about you and I wouldn't be ashamed of it."

2054.
We love and give all we got to make them happy and make them stay.
But there are times we get hurt, still we give them second chances.
Pero kapag sobra na...
Kaya mo pa kaya mag-pasensya?
I guess it's just true na.
"Whatever the size of the paper, you can only fold it seven times."

Moral lesson:
Everything has their limit.

2055.
Ang taong totoo sa sarili.
Hindi mapagkunwari, something na walang tinatago.
Hirap ng taong mapagkunwari.
Hindi mo alam kung traydor ba o pinaplastik ka lang?!