Text Messages 1861-1865

1861.
A Chinese lady can’t speak English.
At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg.
She showed her legs.
Next day, she needed chicken breast.
She showed her breast.
Third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage.
What did she do?
Ikaw ha, iba iniisip mo..
Her husband can speak English! Wahahaha

1862.
“Where did I go wrong, i lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and i would have stayed up with you all night had i known how to save a life.”

1863.
Life is full of secrets and lies..
So when you get screwed over..
Don’t act surprised..
Life provides us with many options.
Go on or give up.
Hold on or let go.
Stay or leave.
But it’s comforting to know that God remains faithful
Whichever way we go.
I like the practical simplicity of this statement:
“If people talk negatively about me,
I’ll live in such a way that no one will believe them.”

1864.
It hurts to know that I've fallen in love with someone who left me hanging in the air.
Why?
Because I've closed my eyes from the reality that he never really loved me.
"He just cared."

1865.
Carry yourself in such a way that when people of the world are sitting, you would be standing.
And when the world is standing, you will stand out.
And when the world stands out, you'll be outstanding.
And when the world dares to be outstanding, you will be standard.