1666.
Intelligence is like an underwear.
You should always wear it,
But you need not to show it off.
You should only take it off when necessary.
And if you don't have it.
It shows.
1667.
Have you experienced patiently waiting for him / her to text you?
It's tough, right?
Masakit, especially if your phone rings and you get excited to check it when it's actually.
"Free IYUGYUG MO tone..."
Bwisit na 2346 yan!
1668.
An award-winning ad in a funeral parlor:
"If YOU don't take good care of yourself, we will take good care of YOU."
Mamili ka...
1669.
I tried to be the sweetest girl for him.
Unfortunately, diabetic pala ang gago.
Kaya iniwasan ako!
Hahaha...
1670.
One of life's frustration is that God's timetable is rarely the same as ours.
We are often in a hurry when God isn't.
You may feel frustrated with the seemingly slow progress you're making.
Just remember, God is never in a hurry but He is always on time.
Good night! :-)