0141.
Without friends, you are like a book that nobody bothers to pick. But as long as I'm here, you are not a bestseller, you'll always be my priceless collection.
0142.
Boy: You deserve everything, I deserve nothing..
Girl: I am nothing and you are my everything.. Do we deserve each other now?
0143.
People fall in love.
Then fall out of it.
People say they do love you at the right moments of their lives.
Then they disappear at the wrong moments.
People do the sweetest things when their love is young.
They turn bitter when it gets old.
People feel hot during months then get cold during years.
But when people have been all through these and still find themseleves strangely together.
These people are the people meant to share a life of chanmges only love unchanged.
0144.
Kapag walang ballpen, walang notes..
Kapag walang notes, walang pag-aaral..
Kapag walang pag-aaral, walang diploma..
Kapag walang diploma, walang trabaho..
Kapag walang trabaho, walang pera..
Kapag walang pera, walang pagkain..
Kapag walang pagkain, maggugutom..
Kapag naggutom, papayat..
Kapag pumayat, papangit..
Kapag pangit, walang syota..
Kapag walang syota, walang asawa..
Kapag walang asawa, walang anak..
Kapag walang anak, madedepress..
Kapag nadepress, magkakasakit..
Kapag nagkasakit, mamamatay ka..
Kapag namatay ka, wala ka na..
Kaya ingatan mo ang ballpen mo ah!
0145.
Sa Math Class:
Teacher: Tanong, kung meron akong isang piraso nang karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Buknoy: Dalawa po Ma'am!
Teacher: At kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Buknoy: Apat na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit..
Buknoy: Walong piraso po..
Teacher: Hinati ko pa..
Buknoy: 16 po ma'am..
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Buknoy: 32 piraso na po..
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Buknoy: 64 po! (Galit..)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa nang dalawang beses?
Buknoy: Putang ina mo ma'am.. Giniling na yun! Ginilinig.. Gago!