1756.
May tatlong lalaki sa kanilang tribo.
Lider: Magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
Unang dumating si juan na may dalang santol.
Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang pwey at kung sinong umaray o tumawa patayin.
Unang santol pa lang umaray na si Juan, patay!
Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas.
Kung kailan pang-sampu na tsaka pa tumawa.
Patay!
Nagkita si Juan and Pedro sa langit.
Juan: Ligtas ka na sana, bakit ka pa tumawa?
Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si Berto may dalang sampung pakwan.
1757.
I may say that I'm just ok.
I may smile all through the way.
I may laugh hard as if I'm not worrying.
I may talk a lot as if I know what I'm saying.
And if one time, you'd get to see what's still inside me,
Why I try to be funny and crazy, please don't ask why.
Just please smile with me. :-)
1758.
At a private school classroom:
Guro: Class, gusto malaman ang inyong pangarap.
Norman: Mam, ako po pangarap ko po maging pulis.
Guro: Good.
Keno: Mam, ako naman po pangarap maging scientist.
Guro: Good, good.
Joshua: Ako mam, pangarap ko pong kumita ng 1 million araw-araw tulad ng tatay ko.
Guro: Ano?! Ganun kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo araw-araw?!
Joshua: Hindi po. Pangarap rin po niyo iyon...
1759.
HUG WAR!
Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back!
1-5 hugs = You're on someone's mind.
6-10 hugs = Someone likes you.
10-15 hugs = Someone wants to be with you.
16-20 hugs = Wow! You're really popular!
1760.
"Take one step at a time, there's no need to rush, its like learning to fly, or falling in love, its gonna happen and its, supposed to happen that we find the reason why, one step at a time."