Text Messages 706-710

0706.
Once you lied, there's already a rule on the mind of the person whom you lied to...
That is to: NEVER believe how believable your words are, even if they are not lies anymore.

0707.
A penis says to his balls, "get ready boys, were going to a party!"
His balls say, "Your a fucking liar you always go inside and leave us outside knocking!"

0708.
Teacher: Pedro! Ano sinabi nang magulang mo nang makita ang grades mo?
Pedro: Lahat po ba nang bad words tatanggalin ko?
Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang mga bad words.
Pedro: Wala po.

0709.
"Always remember that the longer you stay with the things you don't really enjoy equates to every moment you lose with what could be a happy life."

0710.
Top Lies of Boys:
- "Promise, hindi kita iiwan!"
- "Wala akong katext."
- "I'm with friends."
- "Ikaw lang talaga."
- "Friend' ko lang yun."
- "Wala akong load / unli."
- "Hindi kita ipagpapalit."
- "Kinalimutan ko na siya."
- "Miss na kita."
- "Mahal kita."

#1 Lies of Girls:
- "I believe in you."