0661.
Sabi nang puso ko: "Mahal ko siya."
Sabi ng utak ko: "Huwag, hindi tama!"
Sabi ko naman, "Oh baka naman ang lungs, kidney at stomach eh gusto ding mag-comment?"
0662.
A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen.
And if they can't pick you up, they lay down right beside you.
0663.
Bakit kapag commercial nang Palmolive, buhok ang ipinapakita?
Kapag Eskinol, mukha ipinapakita?
Kapag Colgate, ngipin..
Bakit kapag "Modess", ayaw ipakita?
Unfair di ba, unfair.. Hehehe.
0664.
Something to ponder on:
"Take chances and make chances your servant."
0665.
Who would you choose?
Someone faithful whose willing to shed pails of tears for you?
Or
Someone hot whose willing to fulfill your sexual fantasies, anytime, anywhere, anyhow?
Uy nalito! ΓΌ