0611.
I'd rather fall in love over and over again...
Than to blend with the millions of heartless zombies, who resolve to play safe.
0612.
[Summer Job Opportunities]
Package 1:
- Php5,000.00 an hour
- Enchanted Kingdom
- Tiga-tulak nang Anchor's Away
Package 2:
- Php7,000.00 an hour
- Palengke
- Taga-lista nang noisy
Package 3:
- Php800.00 / minute
- Star City
- Tigahila nang Roller Coaster
Package 4:
- Php900.00 / minute
- Quezon Avenue
- Ikaw ang humps
Package 5:
- Php5,000.00 an hour
- PLDT
- Ikaw yung dial tone
0613.
No matter how screw up your life maybe,
Don't wait for someone special to fix it up for you,
Fix your life first,
Then maybe that someone special will come to make your life even better.
0614.
Boy: Anong ginagamit ng mga babae na feminine wash nila?
Girl: Lactacid!
Boy: Eh ang lalaki, anong panglinis ang ginagamit?
Girl: Ano?
Boy: Tide!
Girl: Huh?!
Boy: Gulat ka noh?!
0615.
Who invented jai alai?
Answer: The Japanese and the Chinese!
The Japanese threw the ball and said, "jai".
And the Chinese was hit in the head and shouted, "alai!"