0601.
Kapag ako namatay gusto ko lahat kayo nandun,
Nagtatawanan,
Nagtitrip,
Nagsasounds,
Lahat masaya!
Ayokong may umiiyak
Tapos kapag ililibing na ako gusto ko ililibing din kayo para masaya.
0602.
Making the first move to patch up things up shouldn't always come from the one who made the mistake,
But it can come from the one who understands and knows the value of communication.
0603.
"There will come a point in your life when you get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything. It's not giving up, its just a realization that you don't need all these when you went after, because what you need are those who stood by you even if you never needed them."
0604.
Customer: Waiter!! Bakit ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ang cook niyo dito?!
Waiter: Ay, sir, wala po kami cuk dito. Pipse lang, pipse!!!
Haha... Besaya e.
0605.
Dracula asked God, "Can you please reincarnate me into a white angel with wings but still sucks blood?"
God said, "Ok." And dracula turned into a sanitary napkin with wings.