0571.
If "plan A" doesn't work out,
Don't worry cause you've got 25 more letters.
0572.
You spin the bottle,
It pointed on me,
You asked me "truth or consequence?"
I said, "truth!"
Now, what question do you wanna ask me? (if there's any)
0573.
If you're looking for a happy ending and you couldn't find one.
Find a new beginning instead.
0574.
A wise man said that to be happy,
There are two things we must forget:
The good things we do to others and the bad things that other do to us.
0575.
Anong pinagkaiba ng JOKE sa PAGTATANIM?
Ang joke, biro...
Ang magtanim ay di biro!