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A very touching story...
A guy visited his dying Chinese friend.
The Chinese said, "Hong pi chik" and died.
The guy went all the way to China to find the meaning of his friend's last word.
And he was shocked to know the meaning, "Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen!"
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Ako: Knock! Knock!
Tao: Who's there?
Ako: Kangkong Kangkong Ginger Tomato Papaya Pipino
Tao: Kangkong Kangkong Ginger Tomato Papaya Pipino who?
Ako: New York! Kangkong Kangkong Ginger Tomato Papaya Pipino!
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I'll be a friend who will always be at your side.
But if one day you haven't found me.
TRUST ME!
Babalikan kita.
May gwapo lang akong nakita.
Susundan ko muna.
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What do you do when you see an extremely cute person?
Ako, I stare at the person and smile,
But when I get tired,
I just put down the mirror.
Kakangawit eh!
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Ako: Ate, pabili pong Cream Silk na pink.
Tindera: Ano sa'yo?
Ako: Cream Silk na pink po.
Tindera: Anong kulay?
Ako: Pink po.
Tindera: *Nag-abot nang Cream Silk na green*
Ako: Ate, pink po!