2427.
Destroyed because of our sins,
He was crushed because of our wickedness.
Through his punsihment we are made whole;
By His wounds we are healed.
Like sheep we have gone astray,
Each following His own way;
But Yahweh laid upon Him all our guilt.
- Isaiah 53: 5-6
2428.
Did you know that the heart has no pain receptors?
So the next time someone breaks you heart, move on...
Your pain is just an illusion.
A temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome.
In short, it's all in the mind.
2429.
Attorney: Nasaan ka nang mangyari ang rape?
Witness: Sa maisan po.
Attorney: Anong ginagawa mo dun?
Witness: Tumae po.
Attorney: Ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen?
Witness: Aba, ewan! May tumatae bang pahakbang-hakbang?!