2111.
Kung ikaw ay isang ice cream...
Huwag kang papayag na matunaw na di man lang nadidilaan...
2112.
Kung ako sa'yo...
Eh di sa'yo na ko.
Hindi naman ako aangal eh.
2113.
Speaker: Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost?
(A farmer raised his hand)
Speaker: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?
Farmer: Ay puta, ghost ba? Akala ko goats.
2114.
I'm born to be loved and not to be hurt.
So to those people who keeps hurting me?
You should be aware because I'm also born, "To play and continue the game..."
2115.
Huwag mong bilangin ang itik hangga't di pa napipisa ang itlog.