Text Messages 2096-2100

2096.
Nobody knows, I'm glad to meet you.
Sa tagalog?
Walang katawan ilong, masaya kong karne ka.

O, walang ulitan ng basa... =))

2097.
Aanhin pa ang pangalan ko...
Kung ang tawag sa'kin ay CUTE?

2098.
Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick?
Banana-Q

Bituka na nasa stick?
Isaw

Karne na nasa stick?
BBQ

Eh kabayo0 na nasa stick?
Aber! Aber! Alam mo 'to?
CAROUSEL!

2099.
Send this to all and see what number they'll send to you and show they feel about you.
1 = I like you
2 = I love you
3 = You're funny
4 = I don't really care for your personality
5 = I wanna be with you
6 = I want you in bed
7 = I hate you
8 = You have an awesome personality
9 = I want a kiss
10 = I wanna be your bestfriend
11 = I wanna go out with you
12 = You're cute
13 = I don't know you well

Reply ka naman... Katuwaan lamang.

2100.
EXPAND your Pinoy style vocabulary.
CONTEMPLATE, kulang ang plato...
PUNCTUATION, pera para pang-enroll...
ICE BUKO, ayos na buhok ko?
CALCULATOR, tawagan kita mamaya...
TENACIOUS, sapatos na pang-tennis...
DEVASTATION, yung station ng bus...
DEDICATE, patay ang pusa...
ASPECT, pantusok ng yelo...
DEDUCT, ang pato...
PERSUADING, unang kasal...
DEPRESS, nagkasal sa persuading...
CITY, numero bago mag otso.
STATUE, ikaw ba yan...
Ang galing noh?!