2091.
A student died and was asked by St. Peter:
What ws your course when you were in college?
Student: Engineering po, sa Mapua.
St. Peter: You may enter heaven... You've suffered enough.
2092.
If all the sciences in the world can explain everything...
Can PHYSICS explain why we fall in love with somoene without being affected by gravity?
Why can't LOGIC help us make things right when we are in love?
Would CHEMISTRY give us the chemical elements of love and it's formula?
Can ANATOMY locate the scars in our hearts?
Or can PHYSIOLOGY explain why the heart still beats even it's broken?!
2093.
Just a thought
Babaha pa kaya, kung beer ang ulan?
2094.
"Kapag pinag-aagawan ka, malamang maganda o gwapo ka.
Sumama ka sa mabuti, hindi sa mabait.
Sa marunong, hindi sa matalino.
Sa mahal ka, hindi sa gusto ka."
- Bob Ong
2095.
In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single!!
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double!!
PINOY: (Magpapakilala pa pala before mag-order) Waiter, Pedring Mananggiti, byudo!!