1811.
Kids nowadays,
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Bata pa lang may logic na.
1812.
I am too afraid to be brave,
Because most of them end up fighting alone.
I don't wanna fight alone.
1813.
As you read a book,
It's hard to turn into another page unless you understand the first one,
Just like LOVE...
It's hard to go on with the new,
Unless your over with your PAST.
1814.
SAVE YOUR EARS:
When you try to call someone through a mobile,
Don't put your mobile close to your ears until the recipient answers.
Because directly after dialing, the cellphone will use its maximum signaling power (i.e: 2 watts = 33dbi).
SAVE YOUR BRAIN:
Use your left ear when calling,
Studies have shown that using your right ear has a direct effect to the brain.
Also never put your cellphone near when you sleep.
It can trigger brain cancer.
1815.
Ngayong maulan at maraming dumadaan na bagyo,
Kailangan tayong mag-ingat at maghanda.
Kaya ako...
Pinatiklop ko na ang mga billboards ko.
Ikaw?