1636.
Bata: Pangit (5x).
Lalaki: Sabihan mo pa ko ulit ng pangit, papatayin kita!!!
...Next day...
Bata: Psssttt...
Lalaki: Ano?
Bata: Alam mo na. haha!
1637.
Never kiss a policeman because they would say,
"Stop! You're under arrest!"
Never kiss a bank teller because they would say,
"Next please!"
Never kiss a lawyer because they would say,
"Objection!"
Always kiss a nurse, because they would always say,
"Is there anything else I can do for you?"
1638.
GRO: Pogi, gusto mo ng LIGAYA?
Pogi: Only if you can do it the way my WIFE does.
GRO: Ako pa! How does she make you HAPPY ba?!
Pogi: Syempre, WALANG BAYAD!
1639.
Always be happy and always waer a smile not because life is full of reasons to smile but because your smile is a reason for other to be happy!
1640.
Changes in life start when you...
Decide.