1566.
A nurse came to visit her three mental patients:
P1: (Nagbabasa ng Encyclopedia)
Nurse: Wow! Improving ka! Good!
P2: (Nagbabasa ng dictionary)
N: Cool! Tuloy mo lang yan.
P3: (Nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open). Ako ang ilaw!
N: Hoy! Bumaba ka nga diyan! Baka mahulog ka. Wala ka pa din pagbabago.
(Naupo si P3 sa upuan.)
P1 & P2: Ay, BROWNOUT?
1567.
A man went to a pharmacy to buy condoms
Man: Miss, magkano condom niyo?
Tindera: Php1,500.00 / piece
Man: What?! Bakit ang mahal?
Tindera: Kasi sir, pwede natin siya i-try.
1568.
Kung bibigyan ka nang pagkakataon na maging "artista"?
Ano ka?
Sinuswerte?
Hahaha...
1569.
"Why ruin the perfectly beautiful petals of a flower when you know from the start... that he / she loves you not."
1570.
"Some have a lifetime, some just a day. Love isn't something you measure that way. Nothing is forever. All we have is between hello and goodbye."