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"Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life. Love gives us reasons to believe in fairytales..."
Na totoong may wicked witch!
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Girlfriend: Ayoko na, hiwalay na tayo!
Boyfriend: Bahala ka! Akala mo makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?
Girlfriend: Ulol! Akala mo maghahanap pa ko ng tulad mo?!
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Good news!
Finally it's happening!
A wish coming true!
Beer is now cheaper than gasoline!
What to do?!
Drink... Don't drive.
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In a gay beauty contest question and answer portion:
Juror: Bakla, here's your question. Bukod sa mukha, Ano pang problema mo?!
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Most people believe that if they were going to hide their feelings for someone.
It will fade away and vanish.
They always think that PRETENTION is the only solution.
But let me tell you this.
The more you hide your feelings for someone the more you fall for them.