Text Messages 1081-1085

1081.
Bitchy statements:
"Beautician ako, hindi diyos na nakakapagpahimala."
"Anong derma? Maghnaap ka ng karpintero na magmamalisya sa mukha mo."
"Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit mukha kang kabayo?"
"Hindi ko sinasabi na maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang ay pangit ka."
"Mamaya tuturuan kita kung ano ang meaning at function ng utak, ha?"

1082.
If fate favors you one day and you are asked what you want to be.
Don't wish to be someone else.
Because I tell you, you are wonderful the way you are. God bless... ^_^

1083.
"Sometimes you have to make a big mistake to figure out how to make things right. Mistakes are painful but they're the only way to find out who you really are."

1084.
"Walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape." - Fernando Poe Junior

1085.
Law of Reality:

Never ever get into fights with ugly people because they have literally and figuratively...

Nothing to lose...
Hahaha.. Wapak!