1046.
If you're in doubt of what you feel, better not express it.
Otherwise no one would take you seriously.
So if you're mad, be mad.
Or people might think you're fooling around.
If you're sad, be sad.
Or people might just think you're just seeking attention.
If you're happy, forget about woes.
Or people might think you're pretentious.
If you're in love, mean it.
Or else you won't get it back.
1047.
Anong geometric figure ang lumilipad?
Eh di, airPLANE!
Hahaha...
1048.
"Kaya pa bang lumaban ng pag-ibig kung ang pag-ibig ang kalaban?"
- Lobo
1049.
Natuto ako ng RELIGIO kay mama:
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal, magdasal ka na!"
Kay mama natuto ng LOGIC:
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
At natuto pa nang MORE LOGIC:
"Kapag ikaw nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa magja-Jollibee."
Si mama din ang nagturo sa'kin ng IRONY:
"Sige, ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan kita ng iiyakan mo!"
Si mama rin ang nagpaliwanag ng CONTORTIONISM:
"Tignan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tignan mo!"
1050.
Haaayyy... Si mama talaga!
Happy Mother's Day to your mom!