Text Messages 806-810

0806.
Ako yung tipo ng taong umarte man ng todo,
Kiligin man sa iba,
At magka-crush nang tatlong dosena.
Ang puso ko naman,
...Ay para lang sa isa.

0807.
A kid staring at an ugly tambay.
The tambay got angry and shouted, "Hoy bata, ang sama mong tumingin?!"
Kid: Eh ikaw bakit ang sama mong tingnan.

0808.
When things try to hurt you,
I'll be here to care,
I'll be around to soothe you,
I'll be with ou through it all,
I'll hold and hug you while saying,
"Promise, I won't let you bear the pain alone."

0809.
Sa mundo nila,
Noon kapag nagmahal ka...
Mgiging masayam ka dahil sa'yo lang siya pero sa mundo natin ngayon kapag may minahal ka.
Shit!
Lumingon ka lang, inagaw na ng iba!

0810.
(Sounds funny but sweet)
A faithful husband was drunk,
He didn't knew what was happening around him.
Upon going home, he directly entered the room and sept.
Morning came, with the amazed look on his face, everything was in order, a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note.
"Good morning hon, I'll just buy groceries. Have your breakfast. I love you!"
He was wondering why was that so?!
He asked his son, "What happened last night? Your mom should be angry."
Son replied, "Mom tried to undress you." But you said, "Stop I'm married."