4111.
Nagtalo ang mga hudyo at intsik kung sino ang nauna sa mundo.
HUDYO: Kami, dahil kami ang nag-pako kay Hesus sa krus!
INTSIK: Aber, saan hardware kayo bibili nang pako?
4112.
Sabi ni Bob Ong sa Facebook.
"Ang mga taong naglalagay ng pangalan ko sa dulo ng lahat ng mga payo at quotes ko ay may tae sa pwet at sa labi..."
4113.
Find someone who will never get tired of loving you.
Who will hug you when your jealous.
Who will understandingly keep silent when your mad.
Who will squeeze your hand when your not simply not in the mood.
Who will be willing to share everything with you.
Find someone who will plan and imagine the future with you in it.
And when you find that someone.
Just never let go.
4114.
Life is simple.
People make it difficult.
Parang ganito lang...
Words are simple.
Jejemons make it difficult.
4115.
Don't attempt to change who you are for someone else.