4051.
Four types of Jejemons:
Mild: o0w pu. mxTAh p0eh.
Moderate: e0w pf0w. hAh m1sz pf0u qtAh. MwAhxx!
Severe: e03 p03h! an0h p03h gWa U? TxT nA lhErN p036h zA giZing pFa!!
Terminal Jejemons: 30w p0Eh. m3n4 p!poL! nUa m1Xz k0 pHoU k3o!
Save the planet, kill all jejemons.
4052.
In love, you can't see the bad side of someone,
That's the pathetic part of being in love,
That sometimes even the "worst person" in this world can be the person for your own belief.
As McPaul, "Love is not blind, it sees, but it doesn't mind..."
4053.
Kapag sinabi Aling Dionisia na, "LAKING BEAR BRAND AKO!"
May bibili pa kaya nang Bear Brand?
4054.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can but you the kind of misery that you prefer.
And no matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.
4055.
Ano kaya kung lagyan ko yung utak ko nang "NO TRESPASSING"?
Eh kasi pasok ka nang pasok sa isip ko ee.