Text Messages 2086-2090

2086.
When your lips are silent,
And your eyes are closed,
And your ears are deaf,
It only means one thing,
May discount ka sa jeep.
Disabled ka friend!!! Yabang, may discount siya!
Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger! Hehehe...

2087.
It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
~ Rules lang yan sa patintero, huwag kang mag-emote diyan!

2088.
Trials are like fire,
It can destroy or strengthen you,
Depending on your character and outlook in life.
Remember: "The fire that melts butter, is the same fire that hardens steel."

2089.
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak tayo ulit. Ano gusto mo name sa baby natin?
Manny: Mmm... Eh di pagsamahin na lang natin name natin di ba? "Manky!"

2090.
TOTOY: Nay! Tinawag ako ni titser Codename Asero.
NANAY: Siguro matapang ka sa school anak, kaya Codename Asero ka.
TOTOY: Hindi po nay. Tuwing test kasi lagi ako SERO!