Text Messages 2071-2075

2071.
Interviewer: If you will be given a chance to have a third eye, saan mo ilalagay yun at bakit?
Tong: Sa puso ko para hindi na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig!

2072.
Ang alamat ng BATANG MAKULIT

Bata: Pabili po.
Tindera: Ano yun?
Bata: May scotchtape po kayong tag-pipiso?
Tindera: Meron.
Bata: Magkano po?

2073.
I told you I'm not going anywhere.
Don't be afraid, as long as it makes you happy I'll be here.

2074.
"If we're not meant to be, so what? Make a mistake with me."

2075.
There are only two kinds of human. It can be astronomers or astronauts.

Astronomers are those who are contented just seeing the things that could make them happy.
While, astronauts want to truly feel what it's like to be with the things that could make 'em happy.