2026.
Hindi ba madaling manloko?
Lalo na kapag hindi mo naman talaga mahal yung tao,
Pero masakit ding maloko,
Lalo na kapag ang gumagawa sa'yo ang yung taong "sineryoso mo".
2027.
Sa pag-ibig lahat nararamdaman,
Ang umasa...
Ang mabigo...
Ang masaktan...
Ang mangarap pero...
Ang pinakamasakit sa lahat...
Ang paglaruan ka lang ng walang dahilan.
2028.
Isn't it sad?
When you have so much pain in your heart and the only person you want to talk to,
And can make you stop crying is exactly the same person who made you cry.
2029.
A man phones his home asking for his wife.
Man: Asan ang Ma'am mo?
Maid: Sir, nasa itaas kasama ang BF niya.
Man: Kumuha ng baril at patayin mo sila!
(After two minutes...)
Maid: Sir, patay na po.
Man: Ihulog mo sila sa pool.
Maid: Sir, wala po tayong pool.
Man: Huh?! Ay sorry wrong number!
2030.
One of the nicest things in my life
Is my connection with you
And even if I don't have a lot of messages to send
I want you to know 'how much I treasure you'.