Text Messages 1961-1965

1961.
Student Formula:
Konting basa + kopya + kodigo + konting sipsip = PASADO!
Pass this to 25 students or else babagsak ka this year or seven years ka sa college.
Yari ka kapag wala kang load!!!

1962.
Jeep pinara ng pulis...
Driver: Bakit boss? Ano po ba ang violation ko?
PuliS: Wala!
Driver: Gago ka noh! Eh bakit mo ko pinahinto?
Pulis: Gago ka rin! Sasakay kaya ako!

1963.
One sweet thing that a friend can offer is to make you laugh.
Eventhough you refuse to smile...

1964.
I was searching for true love,
But I couldn't find one.
To my surprise.
I found HIM hanging there...
Hanging on the CROSS.
Dying for my sins.

1965.
Sana ang pag-ibig ay katulad ng pamasahe sa jeep na kapag bup ang binigay mo,
Sinusuklian ka pa rin kahit papaano!