1881.
What if ma-inlove ako sa'yo,
Skulian mo kaya?
What if mahalin kita, mahalin m rin kaya ako.
What if totoo ang text na 'to at sabihin kong mahal talaga kita.
Magreply ka kaya ng, "mahal din kita?"
1882.
Guys, please umiwas sa mga lugar at petsa na mababanggit:
Mall of Asia - July 06
Glorrietta - July 15
Robinsons Galeria - July 20
SM Megamall - July 21
SM City (Cebu) - August 03
Ayala Cebu - August 15
Boracay - August 15
Fans day ko yan.
Baka mahirapan akong asikasuhin kayo sa dami ng tao.
Salamat! Wahahaha...
1883.
Isang malupit na paraan ng pag-amin ng nararamdaman:
Bago pa nila lagyan ng malisya ang pangkakaibigan natin, hayaan mong lagyan ko na na. ;-)
Adik! Wahaha!
1884.
Mga banat:
"You seem like a sweet person... Will you mind if I taste you to find out?"
1885.
This poem was nominated for the best poem of 2005, written by an African kid.
"When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in the sun, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I black. And when I die, I still black. And you white fella. When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in the sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. And when you die, you gray. And you calling me colored?"