Text Messages 1831-1835

1831.
One day, every girl's prince will come.
Mine just took the wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Damn it!

1832.
Last night,
As I laid down on my bed.
I looked up and gazed upon the stars in the sky.
Then I thought to myself.
"Tang ina! Nasaan bubong ko?!"

1833.
Mga bagong kasabihan:
Walang malaking saging sa sabik na bunganga ng bading.
Mamamatay din naman tayo lahat, bakit hindi ka pa mauna?
Kapag nawala si inday, itanong mo kay itay.
Dalaga ng malasing... Buntis pag-gising.
Hindi lahat ng long hair, rocker. May emo at bading rin!
Hindi baleng masakit, atleast sulit.
Okay ba?
Alak pa... Mga batang surplus.

1834.
"Ang hindi marunong tuwing exam. Singko na, malamang!"

1835.
Never let the things you want..
Make you forget the things you already have..