0966.
Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip:
1. Ang lamok ba kapag natutulog, nilalamok din?
2. Pwede bang uminom nang coke kapag coffee break?
3. Ang uod ba kapag namatay, inuuod din?
4. Bakit ang blackboard kulay green?
5. Ang lason ba kapag na-expired, nakakalason pa rin?
6. Nanganganak ba ang mga bakla, kung hindi, bakit sila dumadami?
7. Pwede bang mag-dinner ng may dalang lunchbox?
8. Pag sinabi bang 6-feet ka, anim ang paa mo?
9. Is there always an answer in every question?
0967.
Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve a friend like you...
So hot and smart,
So sweet and almost perfect...
Then I realized,
Birds of the same feather,
Super lipad
Together!
0968.
It's hard to fall in love again when you're still attached to your past.
You must learn to let go and open your heart to someone else.
It's not easy to do.
But sometimes, you just have to.
0969.
"Not all seemingly happy people are happily indeed, when the fun's over, some sit alone and quietly bleed."
0970.
Bata: Pabili po ng ubas.
Tindera: Wala kaming ubas.
[Kinabukasan...]
Bata: Pabili po ng ubas.
Tindera: Wala nga kaming ubas. Isa pang tanong mo, iistapler ko na yang bibig mo!
[Kinabukasan...]
Bata: May istapler kayo?
Tindera: Wala, bakit?
Bata: Pabili ng ubas.. ^,^