0756.
Thought peace
Thought peace is very important in our lives
'Coz without thought peace...
Paano tayo makakapag-thought brass?!
Wahahaha..
0757.
Alam mo ba?
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work?
Ako, alam ko!
Pacheese burger naman ako. Burger! Burger! Burger!
Ps. Akin walang cheese ha. Tnx.
0758.
How to impress a woman:
- Wine and dine with her
- Listen to her
- Buy her flowers
- Go shopping with her
- Don't stop reminding her that she's beautiful
- Console her when she's down
- Rejoice with her when she's up
- Read romantic poetries to her.
- Tell her you love her
How to impress a man:
- Arrive naked
- Bring beer
- Do dirty dance
Ganun lang! Ü
0759.
One day you'll be surprised to see yourself smiling at the thought of caring for someone so much,
Who used to be just an ordinary person.
0760.
Friends, hindi lang pala tayo ang may gawa nang global warming ee.
Sisihin niyo ang mga COWS na may bad breath.
Kapag nagsama-sama breath nila, 20% of methane gas ang narerelease into the atmosphere.
Now we know, sad but true... =(