0586.
Fastfood crew: "Ano order niyo?"
Man: One large burger and large coke.
Crew: Dito niyo po ba kakainin?
Man: Pwede bang sa table na lang? Nakakahiya naman kasi, may nakapila pa sa likod ko ee.
0587.
"If you are not willing to risk at all... Then you don't want it bad enough."
0588.
One night the GF texted her BF.
"Mahal punta ka sa bahay, walang tao."
Nagmamadali umalis ang BF.
Pagdating sa bahay nang GF...
Katok siya nang katok.
Wala ngang tao!
0589.
I can never say how my life would go and how long I'd stay alive all I know is that even were not seeing each other,
You'd always be one of the sweetest friend completing my life.
0590.
"Never start your day with a frowning face because you'll never know who's falling in love with your smile."
Weee... Just keep on smiling!