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2031."Life is not about searching for the things that could be found. It's about letting the unexpected happen. And finding things you never searched for."2032.Love is when two people don't like to be apart, when they want to share everything heart to heart.2033.Love is just a four letter word with so many meanings behind it.2034.It hurts to fall in love with a friend.You keep on hiding your

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2026.Love is the way I feel when I can't imagine my life without you.2027.When is it good to be a quitter?Sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you've enough.That sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease.Just like stepping out of an old pair of pants.That no longer fits.2028.Pasyente: Dok, ninenerbyos po ako. First operation ko po kasi 'to.Dok:

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2021."Sometimes, two people have to fall apart. For them to realize how much they need to fall back together."2022.But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever.That's love.2023.In this world one of life's luxurious gift is time...Time to pray, talk, love, forgive, discover and above all to listen.May you always have the gift of time!God bless and take care!2024.Words of

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2016.Behind my smiles are my kept tears.Behind my jokes are my hidden problems.Hindi man ako laging tunay na masaya.Sana nandyan ka lang kapag hindi ko na kaya tumawa.2017.I never let love in so I can't keep my heart from singing.Along with the sound of your song, my stupid feet keep moving!2018.Lagi mong tandaan na ang tubig gaano man kalalim, gaano man kababawa, mananatili itong hanggang dibdib

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2011.Sa laki ng mundo,Hindi ba nakakatawa na nagkilala tayo?At sa dinami-dami nang mga tao,Hindi ba nakakapagtaka kung bakit tayo pinagtagpo.Sabi kasi ni Lord, "basta mga pasaway, bagay pag-untugin."2012.I looked at the sky,The sky was beautiful,I looked at you,I looked at the sky na lang ulit.2013.Pwede ka ba tonight?Mag-69 tayo!Natikman mo na ba yun?Yung pag isinubo mo, hindi kasya sa

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2105.Bakit kapag nagmahal ka?Kailangang masaktan?Ano yun?Package deal?Buy love, take pain...Pwede bang?With every purchase of love.You can get your loved one for free? c",)2106."There are only a few people in this world who are born to love you seriously... You are lucky if one of that few is in love with you."2107.You know what?"You are so CUTE"Your smile,You voice,Your eyes..."Grabe, nakaka-in

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2096.Nobody knows, I'm glad to meet you.Sa tagalog?Walang katawan ilong, masaya kong karne ka.O, walang ulitan ng basa... =))2097.Aanhin pa ang pangalan ko...Kung ang tawag sa'kin ay CUTE?2098.Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick?Banana-QBituka na nasa stick?IsawKarne na nasa stick?BBQEh kabayo0 na nasa stick?Aber! Aber! Alam mo 'to?CAROUSEL!2099.Send this to all and see what number they'll send

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2091.Astig ito...Bakit ang MAGANDA at GWAPO kung magtext medyo bitin?Tapos kung...2092.BF: Babe, sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko kanina! Bad trip, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita!GF: Sinabi niya yun? hihi... (Blush) Huwag ka na magalit babes, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba niya yun sinabi?BF: Kasi mukha ka daw kalabaw!GF: Nasaan na yung putang inang yan?!

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2086.When your lips are silent,And your eyes are closed,And your ears are deaf,It only means one thing,May discount ka sa jeep.Disabled ka friend!!! Yabang, may discount siya!Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger! Hehehe...2087.It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.~ Rules lang yan sa patintero, huwag kang mag-emote

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2081.Sorry ha, kailangan lang eh.Please pass this to 25 persons:"JESUS, I LOVE YOU!"If you ignore this na naka-unli ka you will suffer for eight (8) years.So please do it! After five (5) days, 30 miracles will happen.2082.Winning horse doesn't know why he runs in race.He runs because of beating and pains.Life is a race, God is your rider.So if you're in pain then think that God wants you to win

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2076."Train your mouth and heart such that you can say the right words at the right time in the right way for the right reasons."2077.Alam mo, minsan gusto kitang patirin para mahulog ka sa'kin.2078.Sa palengke:Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw?Jose: 3x-5 when x=6Tindera: So 13, bare mura lang. 5sin90 ang isa...Jose: Pakiconvert nga po using arc tangent.Tindera: Hindi ko carry, tangent na lang. 5tan45

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2071.Interviewer: If you will be given a chance to have a third eye, saan mo ilalagay yun at bakit?Tong: Sa puso ko para hindi na ako mabulag sa pag-ibig!2072.Ang alamat ng BATANG MAKULITBata: Pabili po.Tindera: Ano yun?Bata: May scotchtape po kayong tag-pipiso?Tindera: Meron.Bata: Magkano po?2073.I told you I'm not going anywhere.Don't be afraid, as long as it makes you happy I'll be here.2074."

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2066.Pedro bumps to a foreigner:P: Ay sorry...F: I'm sorry 2P: Sorry 3.F: What are you sorry 4?P: Akala mo bobo ako! Sorry 5!F: I think your sick!P: Haha! Sick daw... Six, bobo!2067.Life isn't always the way we want it to be.What matters most is that we live with good intentions and provide joy for others.2068.Tuwing may problema ka, andito lang ako!Hindi man makapgbigay ng magandang payo, basta

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2061.Pedro bumps to a foreigner:P: Ay sorry...F: I'm sorry 2P: Sorry 3.F: What are you sorry 4?P: Akala mo bobo ako! Sorry 5!F: I think your sick!P: Haha! Sick daw... Six, bobo!2062.Life isn't always the way we want it to be.What matters most is that we live with good intentions and provide joy for others.2063.Tuwing may problema ka, andito lang ako!Hindi man makapgbigay ng magandang payo, basta

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2056."Love covers all wrongs."~ Proverbs 10:122057.Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman.Woman begins loving a man and ends by loving love.2058."It's only when you are tested that you discover who you can be. The person you want does exist. It's found somewhere on the other side of hard work, faith and belief. And beyond the heartache and fear of what lies ahead."2059.It feels good

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2051.I met a crazy man, and I asked him..."What is greater, heart or brain?"He answered me laughing..."I lost my brain because of love, but I lost my love because I started following my brain."2052."Don't play love with the person who can play better than you."2053.You are not the air that I breathe,You are the sweet scent that drifts upon it.You are not the sounds that I hear,You are the music

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2046.38 seconds prayer:Lord, thank you for this great day!I love You and need You to come into my heart.Do bless me, my family, my home, my work and friends.Something good will happen to you at 4PM tomorrow, something you have been waiting to hear.This is not a joke.Someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to have.Do not break this prayer, send it

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2041.Don't be sadwhen I leave you todayDon't be madWhen I cannot see you the following dayDon't be sadWhen I go underwayJust be glad cause I will see you another dayWhat can I sayI want to see you todayWhat can I doI want to be with youI'm staring at a starThinking we can go farI know you are so far awayBut I want to see you everydayI want to be with youOur love is so newYou make me feel wholeSo

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2036.Alak.........to muvet muvet!Alak to muvet muvet!Alak to muvet muvet!Alak to! Muvet!!!2037.Rich kid: Sometimes if you work hard enough, you can get what you want.But most times, what you want and what you get are two different things.Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.Somtimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.Although we can't have everything we want, we can want

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2031."How can you love yourself despite lots of faults and hate someone by just a glimpse of mistake."2032."Paano mo makikita yung para sa'yo... Kung hindi ako 'yung tinitignan mo."2033."Kailangan ni Son Gokou ng tulong para matalo si Majin Boo!"Send this as many as you cam para matulungan natin si Gokou!?!Huwag kang tumawa.Para ito sa kaligtasan ng planet earth!2034.Bakit ba lagi ka na lang

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2026.Send this to all and see what number they send to you and show how they feel about you.1 = I like you2 = I love you3 = You're funny4 = I don't really care about your personality5 = I wanna be with you6 = You're sexy7 = I hate you8 = You have an awesome personality9 = I want a kiss10 = I wanna be your bestfriend11 = I wanna go out with you12 = You're cute13 = I don't know you wellAng hindi

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2021.My wishes for you...Great start for Jan.Love for Feb.Peace for March.No worries for April.Fun for May.Joy for June to Nov.Happiness for Dec.Have a lucky and wonderful 2009!2022.Forward mo sa lahat ng nasa phonebook mo to know kung love ka nila."Mahal mo ba ako?"A. OoB. PwedeC. SobraD. DatiE. As special someoneF. As friendG. As textmateH. As crushI. HindiHintayin ko sagot mo.Ang hindi

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2016.Mornings are meant to be shared with special people in our lives, and I want to share my fresh morning with someone that makes it worth starting like you as you celebrate your birthday.More birthdays be with you.2017.Erni: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga dala niya ang dyaryo sa'kin.Bert: Alam ko.Erni: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?Bert: Kinuwento sa'kin ng aso ko.2018."A broken heart doesn't need

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2011."It's funny how other people offer to do lots of brave things just for me... Yet I still chose someone who doesn't give me even just a half what others could offer."2012.I'm sorry to bother you but this is urgent. I have a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since He'll be around, so I have indicated your house.Please receive and love Him...Say this slowly, "Jesus Christ, I love

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2106.Define pretending...Saying your ok, but your not.That you understand, but you don't.Acting like your busy, but in reality your lonely.Convincing people that you just wanna be friends, but you really want is to be more than friends.When you know that he / she has somebody new, you act like it doesn't hurt when it really hurts so bad inside.When you say you've moved on, but the truth is your

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