Text Messages 1791-1795

1791.
'Moving on is not about never looking back, it's taking a glance at yesterday and noticing how much you've grown since then.'

1792.
Theoretically speaking:
"Accepting and trying to move on."
Sounds easy right?
But, application of that theory simply means.
"Die first and live again."

1793.
Real love?
It's when you go through the hard trials of trust and sacrifice.
And still wake p every morning, falling in love all over again.

1794.
The starting point of maturity is the realization that...
"NO one is coming to the RESCUE."
Everything you are and everything you'll be is entirely up to you.

1795.
Q: Anong sinabi ng ipis sa taong nanghampas ng tisnelas sa kanya?
A: Wooowww!! Kung makahampas ka akala mo close tayo ah.

Text Messages 1786-1790

1786.
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it, and don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy, they just said it would be worth your while.

1787.
"Mapuno man ang elevator. Sigurado namang babalik din ito at darating ang panahon na makakasakay ka din." - Juan Tamad

1788.
The starting point of maturity is the realization that...
"NO one is coming to the RESCUE."
Everything you are and everything you'll be is entirely up to you.

1789.
JUAN: Aray! Bakit mo ko sinuntok?
PEDRO: Tinawag mo kong hippopotamus eh!
JUAN: Last year pa yun ah?
PEDRO: Ngayon ko lang nalaman itsura nun eh!

1790.
"Basic principles. There are none..."

Text Messages 1781-1785

1781.
Minsan naligaw ako and hindi ko alam ang daan pauwi.
Ayun, nagkaroon ng "Search For Binibing Pilipinas!" Hehehe...

1782.
Habang nagkakatuwaan kayo ng mga barkada mo,
Nilapag mo yung CP mo sa mesa tapos nag-CR ka lang sandali,
Tapos pagbalik mo may na-receive kang text,
Nagulat ka kasi yung message na yun galing sa taong mahal na mahal mo!
Excited kang basahin ang text niya...

"Huwag kang uminom ng marami ha! Uwi ng maaga, mag-aalala ako sa'yo. Sige, mahal na mahal kita kahit hindi ko pinahahalata."

Nagulat ka, sobrang saya mo!
Tapos biglang lumapit sa'yo bestfriend mo sabi niya.

"Best, nakitext ako sa kanina ha, nagreply na ba?"

1783.
PAMATAY NA PICK-UP LINES:
Geometry ba favorite subject mo? Kasi kahit anong angle ang cute mo.
Alam mo ba scientist ako? Kasi ikaw ang LAB ko!
Ano height mo, paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?
Ang galing mo siguro sa puzzles. Kasi umaga palang nabuo mo na araw ko.
Di tayo tao, di tayo hayop... BAGAY TAYO!!!
Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo.
I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
May license ka ba? Coz your driving me crazy!

1784.
"There's no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness." - Po, Kung Fu Panda

1785.
Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning.
Life is both a mirror and an echo.
It gives back what you give.

Text Messages 1776-1780

1776.
Alex: Pautang nga ng isang daang piso. Pero singkwenta lang muna ang ibigay mo sa akin.
Edgar: Bakit?
Alex: Eh, di may utang kang singkwenta sa akin. Tapos, may utang akong singkwenta sa iyo. Amanos na tayo. :p

1777.
Huwag mong hanapin sa taong mahal mo kung anong wala siya,
Ikaw ang magpuno sa pagkukulang ngiya.
Nang maramdaman niya.
Nang maramdaman niyang kumpleto na siya.

1778.
I wanna be the one who made the player fall,
The one who made the player change and made the player gave his all,
I wanna be the person who made the player quit the game, retire the jersey.
And draw heart around my name.
Even just for this time, I wanna be loved NOT PLAYED.

1779.
MOMMY CENTIPEDE: Hoy, makupad! Kanina pa kita inuutusang bumili ng suka hindi ka pa rin nakakaalis?!
BABY CENTIPEDE: Haller?! Mom! Nag-tsitsinelas pa kaya ako? Huwag kang excited!

1780.
Erap ang Jinggoy nasa kotse.
Jinggoy: Dad, labas ka nga at tignan mo yung foglights kung gumagana.
Erap: Gumagana anak.
Jinggoy: Tignan mo naman yung hazard kung gumagana.
Erap: Gumagana, ay hindi, ay gumagana, ay hindi, ay gumagana.

Text Messages 1771-1775

1771.
Most people believe that if they were going to hide their feelings for someone.
It will fade away and vanish.
They always think that PRETENTION is the only solution.
But let me tell you this.
The more you hide your feelings for someone the more you fall for them.

1772.
Makakapili ka ng lugar ba uupuan mo, pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo sa tabi mo."
Ganyan ang scenario sa bus.
Ganyan din ang sa pag-ibig, lalong hindi mo kontrolado kung kailan siya bababa.

1773.
Don't pretend when you don't like me.
I don't need compliances.
Be yourself.
Be frank.
Besides, I don't need any trash in my life.

1774.
Bakit kapag nalaglag ang tinidor, may lalaki raw na darating,
Kapag kutsara ay babae?


SAGOT:
Kasi ang lalaki, nanunusok.
Ang babae, sumusubo...
Ang sasagwang paniniwala!

1775.
Do you know what's the most painful thing in the world?
It's when you both love each other and yet you couldn't patch things up.
Where's the pain?
It's when one decides to end it up.
And the other has no choice but to give up.

Text Messages 1766-1770

1766.
Sometimes...
We put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life.
That we fail to love the smallest pleasures from simple things.
We search so much for the right choices.
For the right paths to walk through.
For the right time.
And for the right reasons.
But life isn't about searching for the things that can be found.
It is about letting the unexpected happen..
And finding things you never searched for.

1767.
The winner says,
"It may be difficult, but it is possible."
The loser says,
"It may be possible, but it is too difficult."

Think abut this always.
Your the only other half that makes me WHOLE.

1768.
When you're in pain, don't fight it.
Why?
You'll just exhausted.
Once advice:
Feel the pain, until it hurts no more.

1769.
I am a virus and I'm entering your brain now.



Processing...



Tut... tut...


Mission Failed!



No brain found!

1770.
I need someone who will be there for me always.
Someone who will bring the best in me,
Someone that will understand me.
I need someone who will hug me.
When I feel alone and when no one understands me.
Someone who will kiss me when I'm down.
Someone who will give direction to my life.
Someone who make me feel special.
Someone who will never leave despite of all of my mistakes.
Someone who will love and accept me of being the real me no pretention.
And someone who have the courage to fight for me.
Someone who will take care of my fragile heart.
Someone who imagine his future with me.
Someone whom will I call my knight.
And someone whom will call me as his princess that he will protect for the rest of his life.
And specially someone who will love me forever!

Text Messages 1761-1765

1761.
Totoy: Inay ano sa ingles ang "maswerte kang lalaki"?
Nanay: LUCKY ME WITH EGG
Totoy: Eh yung matatandang babae na kuripot?
Nanay: PAYLESS INSTANT MOMMY

1762.
Whenever you don't understand what's happening in your life,
You just have to close your eyes.
Take a deep breath and say,
"Lord, I know its your plan, I put my trust in You."

1763.
It's wrong to keep expecting especially if the situation says,
Things aren't just meant for you,
But you are to be blamed when someone just keeps on making you feel things right?

1764.
Don't ask me why I stay single...



Just give me a reason why I should need a partner.

1765.
If wealth is the secret to happiness,
Then the rich should be dancing on the street.
But only poor kids do that.

If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships,
Then celebrities should have the best marriages.
But those who trust God completely the most, fulfill relationships.

Know what matters, Have JESUS in you. :-)

Text Messages 1756-1760

1756.
May tatlong lalaki sa kanilang tribo.

Lider: Magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
Unang dumating si juan na may dalang santol.
Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang pwey at kung sinong umaray o tumawa patayin.
Unang santol pa lang umaray na si Juan, patay!
Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas.
Kung kailan pang-sampu na tsaka pa tumawa.
Patay!
Nagkita si Juan and Pedro sa langit.
Juan: Ligtas ka na sana, bakit ka pa tumawa?
Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si Berto may dalang sampung pakwan.

1757.
I may say that I'm just ok.
I may smile all through the way.
I may laugh hard as if I'm not worrying.
I may talk a lot as if I know what I'm saying.
And if one time, you'd get to see what's still inside me,
Why I try to be funny and crazy, please don't ask why.
Just please smile with me. :-)

1758.
At a private school classroom:
Guro: Class, gusto malaman ang inyong pangarap.
Norman: Mam, ako po pangarap ko po maging pulis.
Guro: Good.
Keno: Mam, ako naman po pangarap maging scientist.
Guro: Good, good.
Joshua: Ako mam, pangarap ko pong kumita ng 1 million araw-araw tulad ng tatay ko.
Guro: Ano?! Ganun kalaki kinikita ng tatay mo araw-araw?!
Joshua: Hindi po. Pangarap rin po niyo iyon...

1759.
HUG WAR!
Pass this hug to all of your friends and back to me, see how many you get back!
1-5 hugs = You're on someone's mind.
6-10 hugs = Someone likes you.
10-15 hugs = Someone wants to be with you.
16-20 hugs = Wow! You're really popular!

1760.
"Take one step at a time, there's no need to rush, its like learning to fly, or falling in love, its gonna happen and its, supposed to happen that we find the reason why, one step at a time."

Text Messages 1751-1755

1751.
Feelings are never permanent..
Maybe today,
You love that person..
Maybe tomorrow.
Its hate...

You can never know how much a person means to you, unless that person is gone.

Remember:
"The end justifies the means..."

1752.
Hindi ka ba makatulog kapag umiinom ka ng kape?
Baliktad pala tayo..
Ako naman, hindi makainom ng kape kag natutulog.

1753.
"Do you know what happens when you hurt people?
When you hurt people, they begin to love you less and begin to forget thatthey loved you once."

1754.
Maraming nagsasabi, makulit daw ako.
Totoo ba na makulit ako?
Ha? Totoo ba?
Ano? Totoo ba?
Ha?
Totoo?
Ano?
Totoo?
Huuuy!
Ano?
Makulit ba ako?

1755.
Never love to deep.
Coz someday, it'll be like a tree you've planted,
Where in the roots are too hard to be pulled-out,
Yet, very painful to cut out.

Text Messages 1746-1750

1746.
Hindi lahat ng nawawala, natatagpuan pa.
Hindi lahat ng umalis, bumabalik pa.
Katulad mo...
Na kapag nawala, hahanapin ko.
Kapag umalis, hihintayin ko kaso hindi lahat ng kaibigan ko kasinghalaga mo...

1747.
There was one time I fell in love with someone very special I told myself that I'll never give up on that someone,
But one day I did.
Why?
Because I never knew that too much LOVE can HURT.

1748.
The purpose of friendship is not to have someone who might complete you. But to have someone whom you might share your incompleteness with.

1749.
Ever wonder why whenever you feel down.
Simple hugs and touches could mean so much?
That's because skin-to-skin contact stimulate nerves that send happy signals to your brain by increasing levels of serotonin, your body's natural antidepressant.
Galing noh?!

1750.
"...in our desire to find love,



we hurt people..




in our desire to keep it,




we hurt ourselves.."