Text Messages 2031-2035

2031.
"Life is not about searching for the things that could be found. It's about letting the unexpected happen. And finding things you never searched for."

2032.
Love is when two people don't like to be apart, when they want to share everything heart to heart.

2033.
Love is just a four letter word with so many meanings behind it.

2034.
It hurts to fall in love with a friend.
You keep on hiding your feelings, avoiding it as much as you can until you cry your heart out.
All out of fear of losing a friend and a love you never had.

2035.
Don't wait for the right person to come into your life.
Be the right person to come to someone's life.

Text Messages 2026-2030

2026.
Love is the way I feel when I can't imagine my life without you.

2027.
When is it good to be a quitter?

Sometimes, the best way to move ahead in life is to admit that you've enough.
That sometimes, giving up something can bring a sense of relief and ease.
Just like stepping out of an old pair of pants.
That no longer fits.

2028.
Pasyente: Dok, ninenerbyos po ako. First operation ko po kasi 'to.
Dok: Alam ko nararamdaman mo kasi ikaw din ang una kong pasyente.

2029.
Tanga 1: Ang tanga talaga ng kapit-bahay ko.
Tanga 2: Bakit pare?
Tanga 1: Ang pagkakaintindi niya sa lawsuit eh uniporme ng pulis!
Tanga 2: Ang tanga naman niya. Di ba uniporme ng abogado yun?!

2030.
When you sleep with a broken heart.
Waking up is the hardest part...

Text Messages 2021-2025

2021.
"Sometimes, two people have to fall apart. For them to realize how much they need to fall back together."

2022.
But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever.
That's love.

2023.
In this world one of life's luxurious gift is time...
Time to pray, talk, love, forgive, discover and above all to listen.
May you always have the gift of time!
God bless and take care!

2024.
Words of wisdom from great Captain Jack Sparrow:
"You can trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. It's the honest man you should not trust for you'll never know when he would be dishonest."

2025.
Sometimes we dream of ideal love.
And when it comes, we give the best to hold on to it.
But although, we give more than enough...
Love still hurts for reasons we don't understand.

Text Messages 2016-2020

2016.
Behind my smiles are my kept tears.
Behind my jokes are my hidden problems.
Hindi man ako laging tunay na masaya.
Sana nandyan ka lang kapag hindi ko na kaya tumawa.

2017.
I never let love in so I can't keep my heart from singing.
Along with the sound of your song, my stupid feet keep moving!

2018.
Lagi mong tandaan na ang tubig gaano man kalalim, gaano man kababawa, mananatili itong hanggang dibdib ng duck!

2019.
Weird ang love,
"Yung gusto mo ayaw sa'yo. Yung ayaw mo, may gusto sa'yo."
Sana baliktad na lang!
Oy'as otsug yam om waya yung. Oy as waya, om otsug gnuy.

2020.
May mga taon na hindi mo maintindihan,
Akala mo pasaway pero mabait pala.
Akala mo walang care pero nag-aalala pala.
Iniisip mo rude, pero sweet pala...
Parang ikaw, pero ako pala...

Text Messages 2011-2015

2011.
Sa laki ng mundo,
Hindi ba nakakatawa na nagkilala tayo?
At sa dinami-dami nang mga tao,
Hindi ba nakakapagtaka kung bakit tayo pinagtagpo.
Sabi kasi ni Lord, "basta mga pasaway, bagay pag-untugin."

2012.
I looked at the sky,
The sky was beautiful,
I looked at you,
I looked at the sky na lang ulit.

2013.
Pwede ka ba tonight?
Mag-69 tayo!
Natikman mo na ba yun?
Yung pag isinubo mo, hindi kasya sa bibig.
Heaven ang feeling!
I'm sure uulit-ulitin mo!
Halika na sa McDo, Php69.00 na lang ang Big Mac!

2014.
"Hindi lahat ng bata naka-bag, nag-aaral."
- Dora, ang negrang lakwatsera.

2015.
Ang problema dumadating yan sa lahat ng tao, matatag man o mahina.
Pero kapag hindi mo na kaya andito lang ako.
Isa pang problema.. Haha.

Text Messages 2105-2110

2105.
Bakit kapag nagmahal ka?
Kailangang masaktan?

Ano yun?
Package deal?
Buy love, take pain...

Pwede bang?
With every purchase of love.
You can get your loved one for free? c",)

2106.
"There are only a few people in this world who are born to love you seriously... You are lucky if one of that few is in love with you."

2107.

You know what?
"You are so CUTE"
Your smile,
You voice,
Your eyes...
"Grabe, nakaka-in love ka!"

O huwag dibdibin ha? Sa akin pinadala yan! Pinabasa ko lang sa'yo...

2108.
Someone said to me...
"I love you!"
I sneezed...
I replied, "Sorry, but I'm allergic to lies."

2109.
Love is stronger than pride,
So when you love someone tell them and never let go.

2110.
If someone leaves you,
Don't dare to cry but smile and be happy.
Pero bago mo siya palayain, ibulong mo 'to sa kanya:
"Cute ako, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! Pangit..."

Text Messages 2096-2100

2096.
Nobody knows, I'm glad to meet you.
Sa tagalog?
Walang katawan ilong, masaya kong karne ka.

O, walang ulitan ng basa... =))

2097.
Aanhin pa ang pangalan ko...
Kung ang tawag sa'kin ay CUTE?

2098.
Ano ang tawag sa saging na nasa stick?
Banana-Q

Bituka na nasa stick?
Isaw

Karne na nasa stick?
BBQ

Eh kabayo0 na nasa stick?
Aber! Aber! Alam mo 'to?
CAROUSEL!

2099.
Send this to all and see what number they'll send to you and show they feel about you.
1 = I like you
2 = I love you
3 = You're funny
4 = I don't really care for your personality
5 = I wanna be with you
6 = I want you in bed
7 = I hate you
8 = You have an awesome personality
9 = I want a kiss
10 = I wanna be your bestfriend
11 = I wanna go out with you
12 = You're cute
13 = I don't know you well

Reply ka naman... Katuwaan lamang.

2100.
EXPAND your Pinoy style vocabulary.
CONTEMPLATE, kulang ang plato...
PUNCTUATION, pera para pang-enroll...
ICE BUKO, ayos na buhok ko?
CALCULATOR, tawagan kita mamaya...
TENACIOUS, sapatos na pang-tennis...
DEVASTATION, yung station ng bus...
DEDICATE, patay ang pusa...
ASPECT, pantusok ng yelo...
DEDUCT, ang pato...
PERSUADING, unang kasal...
DEPRESS, nagkasal sa persuading...
CITY, numero bago mag otso.
STATUE, ikaw ba yan...
Ang galing noh?!

Text Messages 2091-2095

2091.
Astig ito...
Bakit ang MAGANDA at GWAPO kung magtext medyo bitin?
Tapos kung...

2092.
BF: Babe, sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko kanina! Bad trip, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita!
GF: Sinabi niya yun? hihi... (Blush) Huwag ka na magalit babes, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba niya yun sinabi?
BF: Kasi mukha ka daw kalabaw!
GF: Nasaan na yung putang inang yan?! Nasaan?! Potah!

2093.
Always remember, when HE cancels a date, he HAS TO...
But, when SHE cancels a date. She HAS TWO...

2094.
There are two ways to be happy...
Either prove your reality, or lower your expectations.

2095.
"Kapag nakipagpatintero ka, siguraduhin mong hindi lamok ang kalaban mo. Lalo na kung marami sila."

Text Messages 2086-2090

2086.
When your lips are silent,
And your eyes are closed,
And your ears are deaf,
It only means one thing,
May discount ka sa jeep.
Disabled ka friend!!! Yabang, may discount siya!
Pa-burger ka naman! Burger! Burger! Burger! Hehehe...

2087.
It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.
~ Rules lang yan sa patintero, huwag kang mag-emote diyan!

2088.
Trials are like fire,
It can destroy or strengthen you,
Depending on your character and outlook in life.
Remember: "The fire that melts butter, is the same fire that hardens steel."

2089.
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak tayo ulit. Ano gusto mo name sa baby natin?
Manny: Mmm... Eh di pagsamahin na lang natin name natin di ba? "Manky!"

2090.
TOTOY: Nay! Tinawag ako ni titser Codename Asero.
NANAY: Siguro matapang ka sa school anak, kaya Codename Asero ka.
TOTOY: Hindi po nay. Tuwing test kasi lagi ako SERO!

Text Messages 2081-2085

2081.
Sorry ha, kailangan lang eh.
Please pass this to 25 persons:

"JESUS, I LOVE YOU!"

If you ignore this na naka-unli ka you will suffer for eight (8) years.
So please do it! After five (5) days, 30 miracles will happen.

2082.
Winning horse doesn't know why he runs in race.
He runs because of beating and pains.
Life is a race, God is your rider.
So if you're in pain then think that God wants you to win.

2083.
There's music from heaven that takes away our tiredness;
It is God's melody of love that quiets all our weariness.
Hear it!
And find peace in His presence.

2084.
"Hindi lahat ng gwapo sa picture, eh gwapo talaga.
Meron mga photogenic lang talaga.
At karamihan eh dinadaan sa powder, lighting, angle at Adobe Photoshop."

"Huwag nang choosy. Lalo na kung wala ka naman masyadong choices. Arte ka pa?"

"Madalas ang wrong sent ay hindi naman talaga wrong sent, at ang blank text at di napindot lang. Ganyan magpapansin ang ayaw mag-first move."

"Hindi porke't madalas mo maka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa lakad, o katext ng want-to-sawa eh may gusto sa'yo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga tao na sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

Words of Wisdom from Becky Ong (Bading na brother ni Bob Ong)

2085.
True love never surrenders.
It might get tired, but a little rest is enough to love again even better because true love would never complain.
It would always find a way to understand pain.